Thanks to good stuff from Dealbreaker's Bess Levin and the Daily News's Dave Goldiner, we may know too much about Bernie Madoff's sex life with secretaries (as they were called when he was banging them). The fact is that Madoff still did his best work on his older co-religionists.

Brad Garrett somehow puts it all in perspective in the Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers, when he cracks, "Joan has fucked more old Jews than Bernie Madoff."