Cocaine! Shiksas! Oy! Put yourself in Bernie Madoff's office space. See page 47 of the new amended complaint in Wexler v. Tremont.

When Bernie Madoff wasn't slapping on his yarmulke to go rip off fellow Jews, he was using their money to slap the bare asses of shiksa strippers and escorts and fill his nose with cocaine. Right there in his offices in the Lipstick Building. And he was letting his feeder-fund pals into the fun.

Shiksas gone wild! No wonder the guy didn't make a single trade. He didn't have time. That's the story in court papers filed just yesterday in the monumental Wexler case against the Ponzi schemer.

Check out the new filings in the New York state court case, Wexler v. Tremont Partners. It's free reading, but you have jump through some hoops. Start here, use this case number, 101615/2009, and go to the October 20 amended complaint.

You can always read the Newsday article, "Suit: Bernie Madoff's offices rife with cocaine, prostitutes," or the Washington Post's account of how Bernie's office tales leaked out, or the strait-laced Reuters story that the NYT is deigning to run, "Madoff Investors Sue KPMG," which relegates the sex and drugs to a brief mention.

But for the real, unexpurgated scoop, look at the court documents themselves. In fact, the Wexler suit's documents are gift that keeps giving, including allegations that Bernie's brother, Peter Madoff, and Bernie's sons, Andrew and Mark, got $80 million in proceeds directly from the scheme. This is instant history, and others are paying the lawyers who are assembling it.