Morgan Stanley Reports Healthy Profits, Plans Healthier Payola to Execs

Morgan Stanley CFO Colm Kelleher somehow kept a straight face when he told a Dow Jones Newswire reporter, "We always said 2009 was a year of transition, and what you're getting is a validation of that."

Translation from Streetspeak: "Year of transition" means "business as usual" and "validation" means "profits so big I think I'm going to shit myself."

The WSJ story on this matter notes that Morgan Stanley's risk-taking is paying off, just as it already been at Goldman Sachs. Morgan's just now trying to catch up, being slow on the profit uptake during this year's market rally. Nevertheless, as DJN's Gabriella Stern points out:

Morgan Stanley missed 2009's broad market rally and yet is poised to pay its bankers proportionately more than a far savvier Goldman Sachs.

The NYT's Frank Rich, always frank about the rich, recently noted, in "Goldman Can Spare You a Dime," that no one but the bailed-out firms themselves are profiting from their resumption of risk-taking:

The idea of investing in the real economy -- the one that might create jobs for Americans -- remains outré in this culture. Credit to small businesses remains tight. The holy capitalist grail is still the speculative buying and selling of companies and the concoction of ever more esoteric financial "instruments."